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Ever since our move
to California,

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it's been one step forward,
two steps back.

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Take the Kicks.

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After the whole
club team fiasco,

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I finally managed to get back
in their good graces.

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But that lasted
a whole two minutes

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before we lost our coach.

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On the bright side,

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I still have this
to clear my mind.

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And no one can take
that away.

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♪ Five, six ♪

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♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪

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♪♪ [rock]

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Hey. So, this is what
I love about living in SoCal.

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Picking fruit off
your own tree.

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Tom, we don't have
an orange tree.

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Oh, that would explain the dirty
look I got from the neighbor.

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- I'll take a couple
stolen oranges. - They're not stolen.

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People here don't appreciate
what they have.

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They let fruit rot on the tree
and fall right to the ground.

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It's a good thing we came along.
We give fruit purpose.

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If you're done
with your models,

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I'm gonna make
some orange juice.

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Hey, Dev.
Want some freshly squeezed O.J.?

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Pass. I don't wanna be
late for school.

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My run went overtime.

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Trying to make up for
no soccer practice yesterday.

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That's too bad
about Coach Flores.

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Yeah, it's a real bummer
for the Kicks.

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Pretty sure it's an even
bigger bummer for Coach Flores.

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Her mom's the one
who got sick.

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I know, and I feel
really bad for her.

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But I also feel bad for us.

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We have a game against
Glenview in four days,

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and another one against La Salle
next Saturday.

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Well, this doesn't have
to be a setback, Dev.

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Dad, is this gonna be another
hummus related story?

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As a matter of fact, it is.

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But it doesn't mean
it's not relevant.

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I had a dentist appointment.

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I was gone all afternoon.

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But things still got done.
You know why?

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Because when you have tahini
and chickpeas, you can still make hummus.

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I get what you're saying, Dad.

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As long as you have a ball
and a field, you can still practice.

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- Exactly.
- You got that from that?

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So we just practice on our own
until we get a new coach?

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Exactly.
We have everything we need.

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Remember,
I'm equipment manager?

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Don't let that go to your head.
It's just a title.

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But if we don't have a coach,

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who's gonna stop Mirabelle
from making fun of me when I screw up?

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How about I will,
when you stop screwing up?

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Trust me, it's gonna be
a lot of fun.

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Wait. Mr. Rivas,
what's going on?

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Principal Walker told me
to lock up all the equipment.

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But we need that stuff
to practice.

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I don't know what to tell you.
I'm just doing my job.

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So, what do we do now,
equipment manager?

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I'm sorry, but I can't give
you access to the equipment without a coach.

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Devin can make sure
everything gets put back.

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Yeah, she's our
equipment manager.

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Which is totally more
than just a title.

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Look, I appreciate your
enthusiasm for soccer,

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but it's not that simple.

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Adult supervision is required

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to practice on school property.
It's the law.

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- What about my--
- Your older sister? No.

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And while we're on the subject,
no parents, grand-parents,

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nannies, or other caretakers.
It has to be a school employee.

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But we have two games coming up.

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Sorry, but until I find
a new coach, the Kicks are suspended.

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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.

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You're still unpacking boxes?
Thought we were done.

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These were in the garage,
but this is the last of them.

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We are now officially
Californians.

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Yep. There's
no turning back now.

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So how was your day?

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Fine. Usual stuff.

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Pop quiz, lunch,
cut up a frog.

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Oh, I got invited to a birthday
party Friday after school.

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It's at a laser tag place.

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That's wonderful.

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I mean, not about
the chopped up frog.

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I mean, I'm glad
you're making friends.

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You, Devin, Dad.

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Yeah, well, I'm not going.

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What? Why not?

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I thought you loved laser tag.

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Yes, when I was, like, seven.

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Besides, this Lucas kid isn't
interested in being friends.

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He just wants presents.

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I'm sure that's not true.

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Really?

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Because he sent everyone
a link to his registry.

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- Too slow!
- Hey, what are you doing?

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I need to kick the ball around
with you guys.

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- I'm going crazy.
- Get your own practice.

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That's the point, Steven.
We can't practice

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until the Principal finds
a replacement for Coach Flores.

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Yeah, I heard that.
Ouch.

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Tell me about it.
We have two games coming up.

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If we don't practice,
we're gonna get killed.

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You guys should be used
to that by now.

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- Hey! I wasn't ready.
- [laughter]

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So did Principal Walker say
when you guys are getting a new coach?

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No, but I'm sure a lot
of people will be interested.

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We have a girls' soccer team?

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Do I get a better parking space?

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- No.
- Yeah, hard pass.

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Seriously, how long have
we had a girls' soccer team?

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- Excuse me, Principal Walker?
- Oh, hi, Devin.

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What is it?
A sub flaked out,

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and I have 45 minutes
to find a replacement.

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I have to find a sub for a sub.
It never ends.

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Well, I was just wondering.
Do you have any good news?

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Actually, I do.

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A parent donated
an espresso machine for the teachers' lounge.

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You know the one
with the little pods?

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This is great coffee.

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Actually, I was talking
about the coach situation.

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Right. A coach for
the girls' soccer team,

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- I found some good candidates.
- Fantastic.

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It would be,
if they wanted to do it.

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- What do you mean?
- It's a voluntary position,

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and I had no takers.

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Now, on the bright side,

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everyone now knows
we have a girls' soccer team.

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But there's gotta be
something you can do.

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We're supposed to play Glenview
in two days.

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You're not gonna
stop bothering me, are you?

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Soccer means a lot to me...

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to the team.

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I can see that.

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I have an idea.

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We have to practice
with the boys.

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- That's totally lame.
- Why?

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They have a field,
they have a coach.

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Until Principal Walker
finds a new coach,

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I think this is
a pretty good solution.

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And they have plenty
of soccer balls.

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And their field is level,
which is always good for playing soccer.

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Mm-hmm.

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Let's do it,

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Heads up. Heads up.
Cody, see your striker!

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Thank you. Nice pass.

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Now go to goal.
Go to goal!

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Talk to each other, D!

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Nice shot!
Let's do it again.

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Yep. Pretty great solution.

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I really have
to use the bathroom,

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but I don't wanna miss
our chance to go in.

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Coach: Nice, Cody!

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At this rate,
we may never get our turn.

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Forget our turn.

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At this rate, we'll have
to forfeit Glenview.

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Hey, do you mind?

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Well, at least you got
some practice in.

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Coach: Let's do it again!

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Well, that was a giganto
waste of time.

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I know!
I held it in the whole time,

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and we didn't even get
to play.

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I gotta go.

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Well, I guess we're
forfeiting the Glenview game.

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What do we do now?

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Wait, why are you
asking her?

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She's just like
all the rest of us.

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I mean, it's not like
she has magic powers

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to make things happen
around here.

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That was amazing.

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Why are you spying on me?

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How-- how do you know
how to do that stuff?

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It's not that hard.

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All you need is a broom
and a trash bin.

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No, I mean
all the soccer moves.

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It was nothing.
I was just trying to pass the time.

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Really?
'Cause when I try to pass the time,

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I just nap.

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Usually in
the middle of class.

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Well,
only the boring ones.

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Mr. Rivas, you have
some serious skills.

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Maybe I played some soccer
back in my country.

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But everyone played
in my country.

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So now,
if you will excuse me,

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I have a lot of
work to do.

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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, buddy.

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Hey. What's this?

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Wait. Is this the
Nikon AFVR lens?

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I can't believe you
actually picked up on my subtle hints.

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Subtle?
You sent us an email

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along with a link
and an online coupon.

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Well, I'm just trying to
save you guys money.

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Mm-hm.

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Anyway,
no need for formality.

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We're family.
I'll just take it unwrapped.

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Sorry, Bailey.
I didn't buy you an expensive lens

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for no reason at all.

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This is something called
the Perplexus Epic.

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It was on
Lucas' registry.

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I told you
I'm not going to his birthday.

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Look, making new friends
in a new place is hard.

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Trust me, I know.

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Your mom's right.
But we all have to try.

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I've gone out of my way to
connect with my co-workers,

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And your mom, well,
she hung upside down in an aerial hoop class

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just so she could
meet new people.

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And they seem nice.

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I just was too dizzy
to talk to anyone after.

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00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,255
I just think it's important
to make new friends here.

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I made a friend.
Remember Max?

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Right.
With the fedora.

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He's adorable,
but this gives you a chance

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to make a group of friends
like you had in Connecticut.

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A group of friends
takes time.

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And Lucas is not
a frontrunner.

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Just give Lucas a chance.

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It's only
a couple of hours.

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And there's cake.

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You make a very
strong point.

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[cell phone rings]

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Hey, Dev.
You busy?

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Just doing my
Spanish homework.

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What's up?

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Or should I say
que pasa?

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Hm. Very good.

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Or should I say
muy bueno?

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I don't know. Should you?
I'm having trouble.

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Let's put that on hold.
I have major news.

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Do you know
who Mr. Rivas is?

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The head custodian
at Kentville.

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00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,608
No, I mean do you know
who he really is?

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Or was. His full name
is Pablo Rivas,

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and he played
professional soccer

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for the Argentinean
national team.

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He even went to
the World Cup.

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Seriously?
How did you find out?

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I went to the library
and looked it up in an encyclopedia.

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Where do you think?
I Googled it.

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A professional soccer player.

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It totally makes sense now.

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00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,761
Gosh, can you imagine
if he was our new coach?

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00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,241
I mean, we could really
go places.

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Yeah. We might even
be able to win a game.

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Well, I-I was shooting
a little higher,

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00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,247
but whatever.

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00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,640
Amazing detective work.

247
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,120
Hm. Thank you.
Oh!

248
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,904
I also found out that
in Argentina,

249
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:32,256
over 100 people are killed
each year by crocodiles.

250
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:36,086
But that's probably
not relevant to this case.

251
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,435
Yeah.

252
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,742
So how do you know
he's the same guy?

253
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,049
How many Pablo Rivases
could there be?

254
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,747
In Argentina,
it's probably like John Smith.

255
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,662
Emma also found
pictures. Show her.

256
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,405
This guy looks
nothing like him.

257
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,755
She's right.
Where's his bald spot?

258
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,104
No, no, no,
you guys,

259
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,410
this is from
20 years ago.

260
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,194
He was younger
and in shape.

261
00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,632
Probably 'cause he was
a champion soccer player.

262
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,199
Oh, hi, Mr. Rivas.

263
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,245
Spying on me again?

264
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,986
This time we
actually were.

265
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,422
Look,
we know who you are.

266
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,032
You're Pablo Rivas.

267
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,077
Yeah. So?

268
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,121
Everybody
knows my name.

269
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,819
It's on my
employee badge.

270
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,038
She means we know
who you really are.

271
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,345
You played soccer for the
Argentinean national team.

272
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,651
You even went to
the World Cup in 1994.

273
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,957
And this is you
when you had hair.

274
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,178
Or is it?

275
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,096
Yeah, okay.
That's me.

276
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,619
I've put on
a few pounds, huh?

277
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,055
See, I told--
Didn't I tell--

278
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,187
I told you.
I told you guys.

279
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,232
The internet
is never wrong.

280
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,714
So, uh, did you know that
they're looking for someone

281
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,716
to coach the
girls' soccer team?

282
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,109
I mean,
you could be our coach.

283
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,501
Me? No.

284
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,851
Not interested in that.

285
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,330
But you're perfect
for the job.

286
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,158
I have a job.
And that job comes

287
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,856
with a lot
of responsibilities.

288
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,248
See that?

289
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,555
That's a list of everything
that I have to do.

290
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,775
That doesn't include
turning this storage room into an office.

291
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,733
for Mr. Messler.

292
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,953
Apparently,
he can't get along with his office mate.

293
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,216
Come on.
We need a coach.

294
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,826
We just had to
forfeit a game.

295
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,610
Yeah,
and if we don't find a coach soon,

296
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,048
we're gonna have to forfeit
next Saturday's game.

297
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,266
What can we do to
change your mind?

298
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,312
Nothing.

299
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,574
But since you're here,

300
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,358
you mind holding that up
so I can see it?

301
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,237
Out of the way.

302
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,673
[lasers firing]

303
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,414
Oh, that was the
second time, buddy.

304
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,764
You get tagged a third time,
you have to sit out this round,

305
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,331
so be careful out there,
okay?

306
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,375
Got it.

307
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,079
[laser firing]

308
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,733
Oop. Got tagged
a third time.

309
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,822
Guess I'm out.

310
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,486
Devin:
Now will you agree to be our coach?

311
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,661
What's going on here?
Who did this?

312
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,446
We did.
All of us.

313
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,144
Except for her.
She mostly played on her phone.

314
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,451
How many people
does it take to clean up?

315
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,714
I don't understand.
Why?

316
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,758
We looked at your
"to do" list.

317
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,847
We figured if we
helped you out,

318
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,587
you would have time
to coach us.

319
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,895
The only thing we didn't do is
add Freon to the HVAC system.

320
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,984
Mainly because we
don't know what that is.

321
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,813
Well, um--

322
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,859
The place looks great.

323
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,949
Well, my mom and I watch
a lot of HGTV together.

324
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,776
I am...

325
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,126
speechless.

326
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,302
You're a wonderful
bunch of girls.

327
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,478
And you definitely deserve
a new coach.

328
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,045
Fantastic.
So you'll do it?

329
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:32,872
No.

330
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,134
All: What? Why?

331
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,352
Wait, that doesn't
make any--

332
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,312
Sorry, but my soccer days
are over.

333
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,793
It was a lifetime ago
and I have no intention to go back to it.

334
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,447
Except for the
full head of hair.

335
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,884
I wouldn't mind
having that again.

336
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,190
So we did all this work
for nothing?

337
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,410
Yeah, we wore rubber gloves
and everything.

338
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,760
Really? We?

339
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,589
Look, we don't just play
soccer to fill our time.

340
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,982
We're serious about it.

341
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,158
I mean, I-- I want to play
professionally,

342
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,160
and maybe even go to
the World Cup like you some day.

343
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:03,163
You know what happens
after you make it to the World Cup?

344
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,686
You get cut because
you had an injury,

345
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,992
and all of a sudden
you're not good enough.

346
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,169
Next thing you know,
you're playing Club soccer for Uruguay.

347
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:13,782
Uh, we're just trying to
play in Saturday's game.

348
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,959
If we forfeit again,
we'll be disqualified for the season.

349
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,656
I'm doing you a favor.

350
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,180
The answer is no.

351
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,625
Ooh, ooh,
have you been to that, uh, new aerial hoop class?

352
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,932
Oh, yeah. That is an
unbelievable work out.

353
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,237
- Isn't it, though?
- Mm-hm.

354
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,760
Oh, I've been there, too.

355
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,502
- Ooh!
- Some of those moves are killer.

356
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:41,114
Were you able to do
the scissor ankle hang?

357
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,116
Uh, actually,
I've only been once,

358
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,987
and I got dizzy.
[laughs]

359
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,121
Oh! It's not for everyone,
I guess.

360
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,516
But the smoothie place
next door is really good.

361
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,953
Have you tried that?

362
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,346
- I'm lactose intolerant.
- I don't do sugar.

363
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,566
Yeah, and those smoothies,
they are loaded with calories

364
00:15:58,653 --> 00:15:59,959
- despite what they say.
- Yeah.

365
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,178
Well, calories aren't
everything. [chuckles]

366
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,310
[crunching]

367
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,620
[whistle blows]

368
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,061
Cannon: Nice pass.
Now go to goal. Go to goal.

369
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,847
Talk to each other, D!

370
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,154
So far, all I've gotten
out of this practice

371
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,851
is a horrible shin guard tan.

372
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,419
All I've gotten is a whiff
of your sweaty socks.

373
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:28,204
Come on.
Let's be positive.

374
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,858
- [whistle blows]
- [Zoe gasps]

375
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,773
Whistle.
See? It's our turn.

376
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,209
Finally.

377
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,343
Cannon: McBride, what's
with your shooting?

378
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,822
You're
all over the place.

379
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,521
Try planting your foot
a little closer to the ball.

380
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,610
Thanks. I'll try that
next time.

381
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,959
I got a better idea.

382
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,569
Why don't we try it
right now?

383
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:46,701
[whistle blows]

384
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:47,745
Let's go.

385
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,225
Go for another goal.

386
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,357
Sorry, ladies.

387
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,098
We'll switch out after this.

388
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,490
This is insane.

389
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,015
Excuse me, Coach Cannon.

390
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320
Yeah. What is it?

391
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,496
It's just--
Practice is almost over,

392
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,498
and all we've done today
are a bunch of agility drills.

393
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,153
Drills are an important
part of practice.

394
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,503
But it's not
actual practice.

395
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,331
And we have a game
Saturday.

396
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,420
You're not the only one
with a game coming up.

397
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,248
The boys also have a game.

398
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642
Listen, I'm sorry you don't
have a coach anymore,

399
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,123
but it's my job to lead
these boys to victory,

400
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,733
and that's my only job.

401
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,430
But the girls want
a chance to win, too.

402
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,432
Well, I've seen you play.

403
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,608
I wouldn't count
on a trophy in your future.

404
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,743
Excuse me, but you don't play
soccer just for the trophy.

405
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:32,094
Really? Why else
would you do it?

406
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,140
That's why my boys
are 5 and 0.

407
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,793
You do it for the love
of the game.

408
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,012
That's
how you become great.

409
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,970
Then you win
championships.

410
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,102
That's very clever.

411
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,799
And you are?

412
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,628
I'm the girls' new coach.

413
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,459
And I'm also
the head custodian,

414
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,287
which you would know
if you ever turned around

415
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,420
to see who cleans up
the mud you track in after practice.

416
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,557
I-- I don't get it.

417
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,950
What made you
change your mind?

418
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,256
In my country
we have a name

419
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,561
for guys
like Coach Cannon:

420
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,346
dictators.
Look, I don't know

421
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,130
if you'll get
to the World Cup,

422
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,827
but you definitely won't
get there without a coach.

423
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,699
Glad you changed
your mind, Mr. Rivas.

424
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,396
We will Google
how to take care of that Freon for you.

425
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,442
Please stay away
from the AC unit.

426
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,008
- [laughter]
- Okay.

427
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,314
And I think you
can all start

428
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,924
- calling me Coach now.
- Coach.

429
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,230
[chatter]

430
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,234
Okay. Let's see
what I'm working with.

431
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,235
Okay.

432
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,157
What are you doing
sitting out here?

433
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,724
I got tagged out
of this round,

434
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,247
so can we just leave?

435
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,684
But they haven't even
brought out the cake yet.

436
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,599
I heard it's dairy-free,
sugar-free,

437
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,341
and gluten-free. I might
as well eat cardboard.

438
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,998
I thought this
would be more fun--

439
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,654
you know, a chance for me
to make new friends.

440
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,656
Wait.

441
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,310
You wanted me
to come to this party

442
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,007
so you could meet
new friends?

443
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,617
You're
completely using me.

444
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,010
What?

445
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,491
That is-- [scoff]
That's crazy.

446
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,449
In fact, I'm upgrading
you to ludicrous.

447
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,019
Okay, fine. I did use you.

448
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,674
I'm not proud of it,
but there it is.

449
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,806
It's just
been difficult for me.

450
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,634
You and Devin
have school all day,

451
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,942
and Dad's been busy
with his new job,

452
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,509
and I guess I've been
feeling a little--

453
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,684
Lonely?

454
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,382
Yeah.

455
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,818
I know it's silly,

456
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,256
but I miss my friends
in Connecticut.

457
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,041
It's not silly.
I miss my friends, too.

458
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,651
You do?

459
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,826
Of course.

460
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,611
We moved 3,000 miles away.

461
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:38,916
It's normal.

462
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,962
You just can't
force a friendship.

463
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,007
Yeah. [chuckle]

464
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,879
I'm learning that.

465
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,663
And definitely not
by dragging your kid

466
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,448
to some party
where the cake isn't even edible.

467
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,406
I know. I'm sorry.

468
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,973
I really do feel bad
about that.

469
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,541
Well, you could always
make it up to me--

470
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,933
You're not getting
that photo lens.

471
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,283
Darn it.

472
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,068
But we can leave now

473
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,591
and go get
a couple smoothies.

474
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,985
You had me at
we could leave now.

475
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,029
[chuckle]

476
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,077
[whistle blows]

477
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,949
You, who never picks up
her pudding cups,

478
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,516
let's get you to left forward.

479
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,650
New girl, you're speedy.
You go center midfield.

480
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:20,306
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee,
we need to separate you two.

481
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,785
But we're friends.

482
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,047
That's good for you.

483
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,353
Now who's the coach?

484
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,876
Separate.

485
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,192
Sharon?

486
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,933
Kate, hi.

487
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,065
Bailey, this is
Cody McBride's mom.

488
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,545
Remember
I told you we met

489
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,460
when I was handing out
my business cards?

490
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,027
I had no idea
you worked here.

491
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,420
Actually, I'm the owner.

492
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,204
- Oh.
- It used to be a cupcake shop

493
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,119
until everyone
turned on gluten.

494
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,903
Oh.
I love your smoothies.

495
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,297
I'm actually addicted to your
Razzle Dazzle Raspberry.

496
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,559
I'm a traditionalist.

497
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,300
Strawberry, banana,

498
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,433
maybe some kiwi if I'm
feeling adventurous.

499
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,738
[chuckle]

500
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,393
So how are you liking
California so far?

501
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,656
It's nice, good.

502
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,179
The weather's always great,

503
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,661
and there's, uh,
lots of predictability,

504
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,141
lots of sun.

505
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,838
It's okay. It took me
a couple of years

506
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:15,970
to get used to it, too.

507
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,406
I'm from Minneapolis.

508
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,103
Us transplants, we got
to stick together.

509
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,018
- I know. We do.
- Mm-hmm.

510
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,934
I'm going to go
get some water.

511
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,675
You two take this
opportunity to chat,

512
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,111
get to know each other.

513
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,464
Okay.

514
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,132
[Rivas whistling]

515
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,098
So what did you think?

516
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,708
You girls
need a lot of work.

517
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,191
But I also see
a lot of potential.

518
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:05,019
Devin, narrating:
Finally,

519
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:08,327
we were a legitimate team
with a legitimate coach.

520
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,894
This time it seemed like
it was one step forward

521
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,679
and no steps back.

522
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,594
And it felt good.

523
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,336
Unfortunately, I also
see some weak links.

524
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:21,427
So, if I'm going
to coach this team,

525
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,515
changes have to be made.

526
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,431
See you tomorrow.

527
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,260
Don't forget
to pick up your trash.

528
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,396
Uh-oh.

529
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,311
Maybe I spoke too soon.

530
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:45,364
♪♪

531
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:49,964
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